So long as sperm tastes bad, women will not be tempted to swallow it, but will turn their male partner towards conventional intercourse, which of course is the only act that will produce children. Natural selection maintains the repugnant taste of semen so that a man's sperm will wind up in the appropriate place: the vagina and not the stomach. Coyne, PhD, a professor in the Department of Ecology and Evolution at the University of Chicago, shared a theory about the adaptive significance of semen flavor. While there are those of us who may not object to the taste of spooge, those who can't take the natural flavor may actually have good reason to. Step in semen-flavor-hater Masque, flavored gel strips meant to “enhance personal intimacy.”įor $12, consumers can acquire a three-pack of flavored strips that come in three flavors: chocolate, strawberry, watermelon and, soon, mango. Apparently it has been attributed to several artists prone to wild hair and/or putting dicks in their mouths, including: Elton John, David Bowie, Marc Almond, Mick Jagger, Andy Warhol, Jeff Beck, Jon Bon Jovi, the "lead singer" of New Kids on the Block (Jordan? Joey?), the Bay City Rollers, Alanis Morisseette, Lil' Kim, Foxy Brown, Britney Spears and Fiona Apple.To spit or swallow, that is the question.ĭespite there being scientific evidence that shows semen might be good for a person's health, there are still those who don't like the taste of a man's milky nectar.
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If his belly wasn't ever full of cum, at least his regard of this legend-defining falsity is full of humor.įor added fun, check out Snopes' page on this rumor. Say what you like about Tony Toon-and God rest his soul-but he was good at his job." With minor variations.this story has stayed with me ever since. And I have never had my stomach pumped, either of naval-issue semen or of any other kind of semen. He fed the press a story in which, as a consequence of an evening spent orally servicing a gang of sailors in a gay bar in San Diego, I had been required to check into a hospital emergency room to have my stomach pumped.I have never orally pleasured even a solitary sailor, let alone a ship's worth in one evening. "Toon, of course, couldn't resist pulling some bloke in the bar that evening and taking him back to the room. The hotel was overbooked, so Toon and Alana's son Ashley, who was 7, shared a room. They went on vacation in Hawaii, and Toon came along. Quotes the Daily Beast:īy 1982, Stewart was married to actress Alana Hamilton, ex-wife of actor George Hamilton.
In it, he goes further into the seamen semen story.
Stewart is talking about this because he released his memoir this week, Rod: The Autobiography. Wasn't everyone at least a little bit gay in the ‘70s? "I'm as heterosexual as the come," explained Stewart, but I smell a popper. Stewart denied it and can even point to the source: a scorned publicist named Tony Toon. What a lightweight.ĭespite what he claims, it's become such an accepted part of his bio that the seemingly straight-laced, Talbots-wearing ladies who filled the chairs of Katie Couric's talk show stage giddily screamed, "FACT!!!" when Couric asked him about it during a recent game of Fact of Fiction. The rumor goes that he sucked off (and swallowed) so many sailors in a gay bar in San Diego that he landed in the hospital and needed to have his stomach pumped. For decades, Rod Stewart's name has been synonymous with ingesting quarts of cum.